Ninja Clock

It\%26#8216;s pretty much common knowledge that ninjas control time. Just when you think you\%26#8216;ve got one in a bad spot, he\%26#8216;ll stop time and you\%26#8216;ll wake up three days later in the engine room of a Chinese cargo ship with double vision and a mysterious rash. This 13\" (33 cm) tall, plastic time piece features nunchuck hands and a swinging ninja pendulum. Requires one AA battery (included).